Feb
6
Obama Tax Evasion Form Letter
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I asked in an earlier post whether tax evasion under President Obama was becoming an epidemic. The answer is clearly yes. In addition to Timothy Geithner and Tom Daschle, Obama nominees Nancy Killefer and Hilda Solis also have tax issues. Being that I am a patriotic American and want America to succeed, I thought I’d offer President Obama an efficient way to handle these tax situations via the Barack Obama Tax Evasion Form Letter:
President Barack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500
(202) 456-1414(Insert Date)
To Whom It May Concern:
It has recently come to my attention that (insert name here) whom I have nominated for Secretary of (department) had some (small/significant/obvious) unpaid (income/business/witholding/estate) taxes. I can assure you that this was just a simple (oversight/mistake) and was corrected (years ago/while I was filling in this field in Microsoft Access). I stand firmly behind Secretary of (department) nominee (name) and look forward to their continuing service in helping me make more wealthy Republicans pay their fair share and do their Patriotic Duty. There is no need to probe further into this issue, as my team has already done all the investigating necessary, in keeping with our message of (hope/change). Pay no attention to the Cabinet member behind the curtain!
Evasively Yours,
President Barack Obama
Don’t worry, Barry, you are free to use this form letter. I don’t mind!
